Billy Bob Teef

A BUCKS NIGHT OUT
- Email from customer 21/01/2002

Gudday,
I purchased about ten or so set of "teef" back around September last year. The purpose was for a bucks party in which participants had the option to wear a set of "teef" All up 15 out of 20 of us wore the teef that night. The other 5 thought they had a better chance of picking up women without the teef, but with 15 mates like us, they had buckleys chance.

The party was a huge success and comments ranged from "that is the funniest thing I have ever seen" to "who the f**k are these guys???" Pick up lines centered around " Do you know the name of a good orthodontist?" and "Do you have a toothbrush I could borrow?" None worked but that wasnt really the point of the exercise! :) I have attached a couple of pics for your viewing pleasure. Hope you can use them on your site.

Cheers!!

James .

BILLY BOB TEEF ON TRIBE
Hi there, city cuzzins, just wanna let youse all know 'bout the latest novelty product that utilises inverted irony and post-cynical self-deprecation to get a laugh... really bad false teeth that look even more disgusting than the real ones in your mouth right now. Hee-haw. (When gurls giggle, watch dem boobs jiggle!)

Billy Bob Teef are guaranteed to shock your family, repulse your gurlfren (if u haz wun) and lower your IQ by at least 69 points! (Get it? 69!) All the coolest American pro-skaters, film-actors, parole violators and C++ programmers are wearing Bill Bob Teef to depress their friends and intimidate people. Now it's your turn, bucko!

Dr. Rich Bailey invented Billy-Bob Teef as a joke to wear while learning stuff in dental school. Funny. Ha-ha. Soon, all his dumb friends wanted a set too, so he made them some. But soon, every perverted, sex-crazed and psychologically twisted kid in America wanted a set, so Dr. Bailey contracted a Taiwanese plastics and novelty manufacturer to make millions of sets.

But hey, there's more to it than just the Original Billy-Bob Teef. Just like Ferrari and Chanel, Billy-Bob has masterfully created an entire range of consumer products designed to make you feel like the special individual that you are. There's the King Hit model with the missing front tooth or the replica Austin Powers Shagadelic model that will enable you to lay chicks that are replicas of Liz Hurley and Heather Graham. No bad! There're also self-explanatory models such as Feral Phil, Robo the Yobbo, Sir Les and Metal Mouth. You can check 'em all out at www.billybobteef.com.au.

HOLY MOLARS
- People Magazine (Nov 6 2000)

BILLY BOB Teef can give you bad teef you've always wanted WITHOUT years of football or the use of a ballpein hamer. Really, fake teeth are the most youse can LEGALLY have with a body orifice in a public place, and Billy Bob Teef are the BEST of 'em. Grab a pack of these and you can:

Chuck a set on your plate at Pizza Hutt and yell, "Here eat this while I go for a SHIT", AND

Slide in a set for job interviews (the fuckin' Dole Office should issue these things to everyone).

Each set is made from REAL plastic and comes with this putty shit you use to stick 'em in. They'll fit better than the ones you've been sneaking off your mother-in-law's bedside table AND won't taste like porridge - or your father-in-law.